This blog will change your life: surrealistic exercise #1

It is estimated that 40% of the world’s oil reserves are yet to be discovered. Geological ultrasoundings by NASA suggest that much of these lie not in the “traditional” terrains of the Middle East and Central Asia, but in so-called nanofields, not far underground in semi-urban or even urban areas. In other words, in your backyard! Even a small well with an output of 5 tonnes of crude a year would still make its owner rich. So start digging today! Take care not to fracture water mains or gas pipes.